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Close This Loan!

Bank of America you’re making me so mad.
I want to buy this house, really bad.

My credit score is 798
Don’t worry ’cause my payments will never be late.

This house is cheap, and in the hood.
But there must be money out there for a buyer who’s been real good.
I’ve been waiting now for 72 days.
Just hear me out when I say,

Bank you’ve got to close this loan!
I’m living out of boxes, I don’t have a dime.
And you’ve changed the closing date three freaking times!

Why can’t a house go fast when a buyer’s got cash, pre-approval and two cats?
It takes time, obviously, a month or even two but now we’re looking at three.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re too big to fail, cause you belong in jail.
And I hope you will return my calls and emails.
I’ve been waiting now for 72 days.
Here’s what I say,

Bank you’ve got to close this loan!
All I want is to have a home, and a front yard for my garden gnome.

Bank you’ve got to close this loan!
We can sign the papers and grab a beer, then you take my money for 30 years.

Bank you’ve got to close this loan!

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